Online Casinos Tips » Humor and Fun http://www.onlinecasinostips.com Thu, 02 Sep 2010 07:33:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 en hourly 1 There’s a brand new casino in town http://www.onlinecasinostips.com/theres-a-brand-new-casino-in-town/ http://www.onlinecasinostips.com/theres-a-brand-new-casino-in-town/#comments Tue, 20 Jul 2010 09:09:35 +0000 Brett http://www.onlinecasinostips.com/?p=396 In the ongoing quest to uncover the most exciting online casinos, Online Casinos Tips has unearthed an absolute little gem. A bold and exciting venture has taken off and its name is Metro Casino. If you have a feeling akin to déjà vu then you’re spot on target because Metro Casino is an offshoot of the UK phenomenon Metro Newspaper. This premier brand is registered to St. Minver and features what I like to call an ‘informational age’ in online gaming.

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]]> http://www.onlinecasinostips.com/theres-a-brand-new-casino-in-town/feed/ 0 A few gambling jokes … http://www.onlinecasinostips.com/a-few-gambling-jokes/ http://www.onlinecasinostips.com/a-few-gambling-jokes/#comments Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:45:02 +0000 karen http://www.onlinecasinostips.com/?p=160 Perhaps you didn’t have such a hot day playing online and since these brought a smile to my face, I thought that I would share them with you!

Joke 1

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, ‘Martha, pack up your things! I just won the lottery!’

Martha replies, ‘Should I pack for warm weather or cold?’

The man responds, ‘I don’t care. Just get out!’

Joke 2

‘My husband’s going to a casino in central Asia,’ says one elderly Bingo player to another.

‘Tibet?’

‘Of course,’ the old woman says, quite annoyed. ‘Why else would he go to a casino?’

Joke 3

Have you heard the touching story of the young man who said to his girlfriend, ‘I bet you wouldn’t marry me?’

The story goes that she not only called his bet, but raised him five!

Joke 4

How do you get a sweet old lady to swear?

Get another sweet old lady to yell BINGO!

Joke 5

At the casino I lost so badly I had to sell the car in the car park. The people at the car rental place are going to be really angry.

]]> http://www.onlinecasinostips.com/a-few-gambling-jokes/feed/ 1 Don’t Miss Out On This One http://www.onlinecasinostips.com/dont-miss-out-on-this-one/ http://www.onlinecasinostips.com/dont-miss-out-on-this-one/#comments Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:13:16 +0000 admin http://www.onlinecasinostips.com/?p=6 You just have to watch these funny videos about gambling , Cheers to the creators.

Offshore Gambling – for Real ;)


a poker…hmm… Swimming Pool !


Phone Tap – Gambling Problem

Enjoy

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